astound:

vodka makes a life brighter

(via brentcantdance)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via lukealive)

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels, via hate)

,,

Certain kinds of knowledge rob people of their sleep.

Haruki Murakami1Q84 (387)

(Source: psych-facts, via puke-prince)